Santa Cruz Shelter in Place 2020: Day 6


Oh man, Saturday,
and we just found out that there’s a broken
pipe underneath our patio that now we have
to dig up, I guess. Danny said, “So much
for the day off.” Ugh. Ugh. We have pretty shitty
water pressure right now. So explain, what happened? I don’t know, you
heard that water. I know, I still hear it. Around in the back house. Oh, right there, what the? What the hell? Do you see that? Ah, shit. What is it? Probably a broken
pipe in the ground. Oh. So, unfortunately you guys didn’t get to hear
the phone call, but we called Danny’s brother,
Josh, and he’s gonna come and take a look at
our busted pipe, our busted water pipe. So right now, the
water’s turned off, but look how pretty
it is outside, gosh, it’s just so
pretty out here. Maybe we’re gonna hang
out in the back yard. What the F, what
just happened, Ellia? I pulled out my tooth. Is the tooth fairy
allowed to visit during quarantine?
It’s a good thing that thing has a little tiny cavity in it, because with the down economy I don’t think the tooth
fairy can afford full price. You’re not supposed to say that because I’ve never
had a cavity before. Can I see the tooth? Not a flawless
tooth, less money. See, it’s bloody. You just ripped that thing out? Yeah. That’s crazy, Ellia. Okay, what is that, Danny? Pork, tomatoes,
Pork, tomatoes. Brandy, onions. Oh, I think I want some brandy. Oregano, salt.
Have any brandy? Well we’re running out
of some necessities and we have plenty of others. Okay, Ellia, if you could
go anywhere in the world, where would you
wanna go right now? Hawaii. I’m gonna take you
there, but first, let’s grab our toilet paper. Let’s grab some toilet paper! Okay, bring the toilet paper. You got the toilet paper? Now let’s go to Hawaii! Ellia wanted to go to Hawaii, so I decided to take her there. If you could go anywhere,
in this time of quarantine, where would you wanna go? And what should we do in Oahu? Snorkel. You wanna snorkel with the fish? What else do you wanna do? Wanna come zip lining with us? Pet a dolphin? You’re so lovely. Oh, let me take
that off for you. Quarantine day
six, it’s Saturday. The only reason I know that
is because Danny’s making his famous chocolate pancakes,
and he said that he’d share his secret recipe
with the world. So what did you
add so far, Danny? Well this is a new recipe. Oh, well so what did you add? So far, I’ve done milk,
so I’m going eggs, water, I’m gonna try gluten-free today. Ellia, can you make some coffee? Normally I would use
regular all-purpose flour. It’s gone. What’s gone? Do you hear that?

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